BREAKING (Kind of): Syrians and the Ruskies Meeting in Damascus

In a flurry of diplomacy (a flurry is similar to an offensive), the travel-sized Russian President Dmitry Medvedev is meeting with Syrian President Bashar al-Assad to discuss Israel’s nuclear weapons.

And for those keeping score at home, you’ll recall the legendary story of “The French spy, the CIA, and the Syrian reactor” in which “the French military attaché in Damascus simply took it upon himself to drive out to the reactor on his own and take pictures.”

Man, that would have made for an interesting Facebook album!